Steve Perry says there is no way the Lakers lose this series. Better him than me: if he's brought the jinx, now we know who to blame.
Magic are down 1-3. No team in NBA Finals history has come back from that, and only 8 teams in any round of the playoffs. Either we're having a parade, or history's getting made.
Me and a million of my closest friends are planning on a parade, however, so the Lakers need to close out on Sunday.
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Court went well. The therapist recommended Alan have no further contact with Bram, which was already the position taken by Bram's court-appointed attorney. More later.
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The therapist recommended Alan have no further contact with Bram
Oh, most excellent!
Good news so far.
The depth of Alan's obsession with me is striking. Apparently all he could talk about in therapy was me. I'm guessing but it wouldn't surprise me any if that's a big chunk of why the therapist recommended against him.
Though showing up drunk to one of the sessions probably didn't help any.
no further contact...
GOOD.
showing up drunk...
*blink*
I can only think of a phrase we often use when talking about my girlfriend's father, who was certified by the state of California as a sociopath: "Unclear on the concept."
That is most excellent. Here's hoping life continues to become more stable while remaining quite interesting!
As far as the parade goes, I leave you with this quote from Larry Bird during the 1985 Finals, just after the "junior, junior" skyhook, if memory serves ...
"How do I feel [about being down 3-1]? I know that when I'm up 3-1, I say it's over."
Cannot lose. Inconceivable. A direct petition to Houdini can't save the Magic. It's all over but the confetti.
>Inconceivable
I hope that word means what you think it means.
Alan showed up drunk.
*laughs and laughs and laughs*
Now that is fucking funny.
Also, the whole bit about him not being able to stop talking about you in therapy.
Delighted to hear the therapist recommended Alan have no further contact with your son.
Welcome to show business, Alan. *smiles sweetly* And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, you gunky.
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